"who fucking cares about Larry"
me every episode of OITNB (via versacepromises)

(Source: shaniallahtwain, via leeeeeeesh)


my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)


and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine


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